ScriptyLion, he's our man

Web Design

The Elders of the Internet have decreed that in order to succeed in business, one must have a gorgeous, functional and lead generating website. Since there’s no disputing them, I have trained in the art of producing these to the point I can do it in my sleep. Or at least, dream about it and then do it when I wake up. The point is, I love it, I’m good at it, and I should be doing it for you. Below you’ll find some websites for which I had a hand or two in the design work.

Can a trained web developer create amazing, engaging designs? You bet your sweet bippy.

  • Adobe Photoshop
  • Adobe Illustrator
  • Adobe Dreamweaver
  • Adobe Typekit
  • Google Webfonts
  • UI & UX Experience
  • Pure CSS Mastery
  • Fantastic Typography
  • Responsive Design
  • Cross-Browser Design
  • Tailored & On-Trend
  • Beautiful Results

Web Development

Just lookin’ pretty sure ain’t everything. You have to have a damned solid foundation. Your code has to be clean, efficient, compact, beautiful, human-readable and made out of the very scientific magic that makes Artificial Intelligence such a scary concept. And it’s not just your website’s code. It’s the code that runs on the server and across the networks that make your website accessible. I can do all of this. Quickly, professionally.

Web Code

Web Code

I’m master of many web languages, and I know how to tie them all together to make your website do what it needs to, while looking great.



I know how to make WordPress do exactly what it should – serve the user. Oh, you need Shopify, Drupal, Question Marks? No problem.



I build sites with easy visual editors that let you do what you want to do, fast. For most things, you won’t need me to do it for you.



Splicing things together is my specialty. Need a booking system? Searchable product platform? Filterable job search? No worries!

If you need a tech-head, to say you've come to the right place would be an understatement.

  • HTML (5)
  • CSS (3)
  • Bootstrap
  • Javascript
  • jQuery
  • HTML Canvas
  • PHP
  • PHPStorm
  • Wordpress
  • Shopify
  • Drupal
  • Joomla
  • Custom Themes
  • WYSIWYG Frameworks
  • Plugins
  • Integrations

Hosting / Security / Email

What do you do when your website runs out of bandwidth or gets perpetually stuck in maintenance mode? Who do you turn to? Your web designer? If that happens to be me, then yes. I can get in and make sure your website’s working efficiently from the backend – gorgeously intertwined with your server like the two are star-crossed librarians who have just read the Kama Sutra.

Hosting Technologies 100

Server Security 90

Email Management 80
Competitive pricing
Supreme value

Just how deep down the rabbit hole do you want to go? I can get more technical than you can imagine.

  • WHM
  • cPanel
  • FTP
  • SSH
  • CentOS
  • Apache
  • Server Security
  • Server Maintenance
  • Firewalls
  • Antivirus
  • Domains
  • DNS Management
  • Email Management
  • Email Migration
  • Google Apps
  • Sharepoint

Content Writing / Editing

I’m a master of the English language. I know how to research professionally. And if you’ve read my blog, you know I know how to inject just a tad of humour exactly where it’s needed. This keeps readers continuously engaged. If you need punchy content, I’m your man, man (or wo-man). See my latest blog posts below.

  • Only One One

    She used to tell me that there would always be new ones, as if connections were easy for her. She used to tell me that I was her one despite this. I no longer believe…

  • I Am The Ghost

    Sometimes at night I pull myself from my computers, wander into the center of my dwelling and stare at the furniture. I become aware of the ticks of each of the two clocks that carry…

  • Furcadia: Proposed Web UI Adjustments

    Remember when I said I’d attempt my own mockup of the Furcadia Web UI? Well I’ve followed through on that, to a degree. Before I begin, let’s note that all copyright for the source UI…